Wake Up Normal

Doesn’t look too bad for 54, eh?

So this 32 year old woman quit her 9 to 5 job to become a mermaid…solid career move.

Read more about it here:

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/linden-wolbert-on-what-it-s-like-to-be-a-real-life-mermaid-183853163.html

Who wouldn’t want this $100,000 crocodile t-shirt hanging in their closet? Its cute, right?

Be just like Zack! This coffee has over 500mg of caffeine…which is roughly 300mg more than your average coffee.

Appropriately named, Death Wish Coffee, will certainly give you the jitter bug!

So when you have an ancient bowl, do you eat out of it?

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/arts/culture/la-et-cm-chinese-bowl-auction-20130320,0,5660164.story

But this time in REAL LIFE! It turns out that Barton “Bart” Simpson, a British man, had to appear in court the other day. His judge’s name was none other than Mr. Burns. What a coincidence! Looks like trouble maker, Bart Simpson, brought a fire arm onto a plane…clearly it was his sling-shot

All of these movie costumes made mad bank at auctions!

White Suit from Saturday Night Fever- $145,500

Marilyn Monroe’s White Dress- $4.6 Million

Cowardly Lion Costume- $826,000

Ruby Slippers- $666,000

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/movie-memorabilia-that-cleaned-up-at-auctions-151707905.html

So if Chuck Norris shaves his power beard, does that still make him Chuck Norris? 

Miss Top 5 Friday? Don’t worry, we will forgive you!

5. Modesto, CA

#5 <– Listen Here!

4. Chicago, IL

#4 <– Listen Here!

3. Rockford, IL

#3 <– Listen Here!

2. Flint, MI

#2 <– Listen Here!

1. Detroit, MI

#1 <– Listen Here!

http://www.forbes.com/sites/kurtbadenhausen/2013/02/21/detroit-tops-2013-list-of-americas-most-miserable-cities/

^ Read the Forbes’s full list and more here!

Cars don’t go nearly as fast as they say they do. Liars and Shenanigans!

speeding

^ Listen to what Zack and Paige had to say!

Read more about it here!

http://autos.yahoo.com/news/speedometer-top-speed-often-exceeds-150136959.html

Deer

^Listen to what Zack and Paige said

And she looks good doing it!

Turns out “Earworms” are actually Musical Hallucinations